{"id":1151,"date":"2008-08-21T17:38:22","date_gmt":"2008-08-21T21:38:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/?p=1151"},"modified":"2008-08-21T17:38:22","modified_gmt":"2008-08-21T21:38:22","slug":"dcs-union-station-where-do-they-get-their-employees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/2008\/08\/21\/dcs-union-station-where-do-they-get-their-employees\/","title":{"rendered":"DC&#8217;s Union Station: Where *Do* They Get Their Employees?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DC&#8217;s Union Station has provided the backdrop for many a Blacknell.net posting this year (see <a href=\"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/2008\/06\/02\/union-station-photography-security-guard-hilariousness\/\">here<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/2008\/05\/14\/more-picture-taking-idiocy\/\">here<\/a>).  And every time, it has involved the application of some seriously questionable judgment on the part of people working at Union Station.  So here&#8217;s another installment, in which Union Station personnel have taken it upon themselves to beautify DC by stealing the bike off a bike rack because it was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc4.com\/news\/17204642\/detail.html\">too ugly<\/a>.  Really &#8211; watch the video (and don&#8217;t miss the part when the Union Station employee also harasses the news crew about filming, but then wanders off when challenged on it . . . ).  Is Union Station an employer of last resort, or something?  Do they only hire people with a demonstrated ability to make really poor choices?<\/p>\n<p>(BTW, according to the woman who had her bike stolen by Union Station employees, they&#8217;ve got a whole basement full of bikes down there.  If you know anyone who thought they had a bike stolen from the racks at Union Station, it might be worth passing this along.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DC&#8217;s Union Station has provided the backdrop for many a Blacknell.net posting this year (see here and here). And every time, it has involved the application of some seriously questionable judgment on the part of people working at Union Station. 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