{"id":1242,"date":"2008-09-06T13:40:50","date_gmt":"2008-09-06T17:40:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/?p=1242"},"modified":"2008-09-06T13:40:50","modified_gmt":"2008-09-06T17:40:50","slug":"robert-novak-still-an-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/2008\/09\/06\/robert-novak-still-an-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"Robert Novak: Still An Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Robert Novak, <a href=\"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/2008\/07\/23\/can-we-at-least-take-his-column-away\/\">last seen fleeing the scene after he hit a pedestrian<\/a>, pens a column in which he <a href=\"http:\/\/www.suntimes.com\/news\/novak\/1148594,CST-EDT-novak07.article\">blames it all on a brain tumor<\/a>. He also has a curious way of describing things:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The person I hit, identified by police as Don, with no fixed address, was taken to George Washington University Hospital, where police said, &#8220;There are no visible injuries.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Of course, Don has a last name, which is known to Novak and anyone else who can read.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;No fixed address&#8221; lets us all know that Don&#8217;s homeless, and thus it&#8217;s probably his fault.\u00c2\u00a0 Finally,\u00c2\u00a0 Don did indeed have injuries, requiring that his shoulder be reset.\u00c2\u00a0 But these are all minor details, I suppose, to <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">someone who&#8217;s put his hate of pedestrians into the public record<\/span> poor, suffering Bob Novak.\u00c2\u00a0 Funny how he still manages to retain his ability to be a complete ass though, isn it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Robert Novak, last seen fleeing the scene after he hit a pedestrian, pens a column in which he blames it all on a brain tumor. He also has a curious way of describing things: The person I hit, identified by police as Don, with no fixed address, was taken to George Washington University Hospital, where [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dc","category-society"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}