{"id":228,"date":"2007-02-06T11:59:10","date_gmt":"2007-02-06T16:59:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/2007\/02\/06\/attention-k-mart-shoppers-ted-haggard-no-longer-gay\/"},"modified":"2007-02-06T11:59:10","modified_gmt":"2007-02-06T16:59:10","slug":"attention-k-mart-shoppers-ted-haggard-no-longer-gay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/2007\/02\/06\/attention-k-mart-shoppers-ted-haggard-no-longer-gay\/","title":{"rendered":"Attention K-Mart Shoppers: Ted Haggard No Longer Gay!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But he <a href=\"http:\/\/www.talkingpointsmemo.com\/archives\/012307.php\">still has to get the hell out of Colorado<\/a>, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>(I&#8217;m pretty sure we&#8217;ve reached the point where it&#8217;s impossible to parody these people . . .)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But he still has to get the hell out of Colorado, anyway. (I&#8217;m pretty sure we&#8217;ve reached the point where it&#8217;s impossible to parody these people . . .)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-society"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}