{"id":3161,"date":"2009-07-31T00:19:10","date_gmt":"2009-07-31T04:19:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/?p=3161"},"modified":"2009-07-31T00:20:54","modified_gmt":"2009-07-31T04:20:54","slug":"thank-god-dhs-is-on-the-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/2009\/07\/31\/thank-god-dhs-is-on-the-job\/","title":{"rendered":"Thank God DHS Is On The Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/games.slashdot.org\/story\/09\/07\/30\/1458246\/DHS-Tries-to-Safeguard-Against-Giant-Monster-Attack\">Whatever would we do without them<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[youtube]http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg[\/youtube]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">(There&#8217;s a fair chance that this was something of a PR stunt by the publisher.\u00c2\u00a0 But given the ineptness of DHS, and opportunity to publish the awesomeness above?\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m comfortable with this post.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whatever would we do without them? 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