{"id":540,"date":"2007-10-22T21:50:22","date_gmt":"2007-10-23T01:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/2007\/10\/22\/rural-serenity\/"},"modified":"2007-10-22T21:50:22","modified_gmt":"2007-10-23T01:50:22","slug":"rural-serenity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/2007\/10\/22\/rural-serenity\/","title":{"rendered":"Rural Serenity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I turned onto this road during a bike ride this weekend, I remarked to a friend next to me, &#8220;And this is where you bring someone to shoot them and dump them in the woods.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 A few moments later, we came upon this:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2097\/1694878003_f8090aa610.jpg\" height=\"271\" width=\"362\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Television.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s an okay thing to waste.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I turned onto this road during a bike ride this weekend, I remarked to a friend next to me, &#8220;And this is where you bring someone to shoot them and dump them in the woods.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 A few moments later, we came upon this: Television.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s an okay thing to waste.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10,3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cycling","category-society","category-travel"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}