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Even better, in a move that inspires a Dave Berry-like &#8220;I am not making this up&#8221; disclaimer, the TSA told the mother that she was not allowed to touch her son in the process, as he was a &#8220;security risk.&#8221;  The mother gets points from me for not turning that into a serious security situation right there.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:\u00c2\u00a0<\/strong> Looks like we&#8217;ve got <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2008\/01\/10\/another-fiveyearold.html\">another 5 year old national security threat<\/a> on our hands.<\/p>\n<p><em>Related:<\/em> <a href=\"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/2007\/07\/30\/behind-the-security-theater-curtains-schneier-interviews-hawley\/\">Behind the Security Theater Curtains: Schneier Interviews [TSA head Kip] Hawley<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seems that a lucky 5 year old shares a name with a fellow on the No-Fly List, and our ever-alert TSA intercepted and inspected him in Seattle&#8217;s airport. 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