{"id":937,"date":"2008-06-19T11:19:29","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T15:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/?p=937"},"modified":"2008-06-19T11:19:29","modified_gmt":"2008-06-19T15:19:29","slug":"more-ukulele-myhope","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/2008\/06\/19\/more-ukulele-myhope\/","title":{"rendered":"More Ukulele! MyHope"},"content":{"rendered":"

C’mon, she totally deserves to be WebFamous<\/a>:<\/p>\n

[youtube]http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=avxpn_MsPYs[\/youtube]<\/p>\n

Lyrics on the flip.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

The years are going by so fast it really is bewilderin’
\nAnd we’ll be so-called “grown ups” and have mortgages and children
\nI hope we all gain worldliness, and wisdom, maturity
\nBut I hope most of all that MySpace falls into obscurity<\/p>\n

I hope our profiles all go dead, entombed in distant servers
\nA monument of your youth, although lacking its observers
\nYour page will be an empty shell, when no one is behind it
\nI hope your MySpace stays forever – and I hope that your kids find it<\/p>\n

How I hope that you forget your MySpace
\nI hope it slips completely from your mind
\nAnd I hope it stays up long enough for the next generation to find
\nAnd I hope that it embarrasses your children
\nI hope their bratty friends all forward it around
\nAnd I hope that you forget your password
\nSo you cannot take it down<\/p>\n

If your kids think you vaguely square, it will be so much clearer
\nWhen they laugh at the pictures you took in your bathroom mirror
\nAnd all the bands you listen to, your kids will be exposin’
\n“Who is this Soulja Boy you reference, who’s ‘Uh Oh Explosion’?”<\/p>\n

They’ll marvel at how old you are, they’ll “rofl” at your outfits
\nYour tastes may pass as “vintage” in the future – but I doubt it<\/p>\n

I hope your cynical kids say, “Holy crap, this is great
\nthese comments date all the way back to 2008.”
\nI hope they dig through your pictures, and find some we might call compromising
\nI hope that seeing young Mom in a swimsuit or smoking a hookah isn’t too traumatizing
\nBut it will be past their comprehension
\nThey’ll ask “Did Grandpa not give you enough attention?”<\/p>\n

[insert rocking out here]<\/p>\n

They might poke at your top 8 friends, read your comments at the most
\nI only wish that they could see the inane bulletins you post
\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

C’mon, she totally deserves to be WebFamous: [youtube]http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=avxpn_MsPYs[\/youtube] Lyrics on the flip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[30,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-society"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=937"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/937\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blacknell.net\/dynamic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}