Robert Novak, last seen fleeing the scene after he hit a pedestrian, pens a column in which he blames it all on a brain tumor. He also has a curious way of describing things:
The person I hit, identified by police as Don, with no fixed address, was taken to George Washington University Hospital, where police said, “There are no visible injuries.”
Of course, Don has a last name, which is known to Novak and anyone else who can read. “No fixed address” lets us all know that Don’s homeless, and thus it’s probably his fault. Finally, Don did indeed have injuries, requiring that his shoulder be reset. But these are all minor details, I suppose, to someone who’s put his hate of pedestrians into the public record poor, suffering Bob Novak. Funny how he still manages to retain his ability to be a complete ass though, isn it?
Mark Brooks
Somebody should get in there and root around for a moral compass.
Ooops, too late.