Joe “Northern Virginia is Community Country” McCain, brother of John, called Alexandria 911 (a service rooted in socialism, I’ll note) to complain about traffic:
The 911 call came into the City of Alexandria on Oct. 21st That’s creating some buzz because it appears to come from Joe McCain, John McCain’s brother.
Operator: 911 state your emergency
Caller: It’s not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic’s coming the other way?
Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)
Caller: “(Expletive) you.” (caller hangs up)
Details here. You can always move to Arizona, Joe. (I hear that the only way to get around there is via private plane, though.)