I present this in honor of the smoking ban that came into effect yesterday:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjgArB7PKTU[/youtube]
I suspect you don’t really need a translation for the piece, but in case you do . . .*
*And really, that’s not an exact translation. If you want one, ask your closest Hindi/Urdu-speaking friend what bhenchod and maderchod means. (You’re welcome.)
Peej
You could also ask your closest Farsi-speaking friends who understand some Urdu, and they may even teach you some new synonyms, too. If they don’t hit you first.