WashCycle picks up something I somehow missed in October:

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LYNN ST. N., 2100 block, 5 p.m. Oct. 13. Two bicyclists collided on the street. One man allegedly assaulted the other and damaged the man’s bicycle.

That’s the miserable intersection of Key Bridge, cross-over to the MVT from the Custis, etc.  I’d expect a little more violence there, to be honest.  I know, it’s not funny, but still . . .