I sometimes wonder about the brains and talent that are wasted simply because they were born into a population of idiots:

HUNTSVILLE, AL –  “I believe the Bible is true,” Republican gubernatorial candidate Bradley Byrne said here Wednesday. “Every word of it.”

Byrne’s testimony came as he tried to clarify an earlier statement seized on by his opponents for the GOP nomination.

Byrne had been quoted in the Mobile Press-Register in November as saying, “I believe there are parts of the Bible that are meant to be literally true and parts that are not.”

Next up: water is not actually wine, and no I won’t give you my daughter to rape.