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Something Unexpected

So my lunchtime training ride often takes me past the playground of a private school. As I approached the edge of it today, I saw three boys standing there. Eight, maybe nine years old. All three were watching me approach. Two were wearing doubtful smirks, and one was watching me with great intensity. I noticed his hands were tightly clenched, and I immediately started forming a plan for how I was going to jump off the bike to catch and haul the little bastard off to his teacher.  Because obviously, he was planning to chuck a rock at me on a dare from his friends.

So I let the hill slow my pace a bit, and was ready to swing off the saddle the moment he raised his arm over his head. Except as I drew up next to him, he didn’t raise his arm. In fact, he took off running. Next to me.

It seems I’d been challenged to a race.

It’s funny, how much you can take in over 50-something meters and a few seconds. He was putting his all into it, little chest heaving at the effort, legs flailing away. His friends behind him, cheering. And then the giant smile when he was the first past the signpost.  Good things can still happen, in this world.

You’re Doing It Wrong


This isn’t me*, but I definitely identify. The plan, at the moment, is to take a day or two to regroup and refocus. After tomorrow’s race, of course.

*The subject actually rolled out of that, and finished in a respectable place at the Smith Mountain Lake Triathlon this past Saturday.

I guess the VCR

got him.

Don’t ask, don’t tell

Too good not to share:

Updated: apparently most can’t see what I tried to embed. Here it is. Sorry about that.

Friday Notes

There’s so much good and insight in Baratunde Thurston’s rather amusing post about not being amusing that you’ll have to read it yourself. And if you’re in DC, he’s at HR-57 on Saturday night, as part of the 4 Shades of Black show at the DC Comedy Festival.   Check him out.

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But speaking of funny, the Arlington Republican Women’s Club is sponsoring a seminar next Thursday called “So, you want to be married?” 7 p.m. at Hunan Number One, $23.  Laughing right here, free.

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I’ve got very little to say about Imus, beyond the fact that I’ve never really understood his appeal.  I don’t at all believe any of the spin that his firing is due to any genuine interest in decency by MSNBC, CBS, or any of the advertisers.   As Media Matters well illustrates, it’s not just Imus.

The big right-wing broadcast names – Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck, etc. – don’t just poke fun at Chelsea Clinton and crazy enviros anymore – they’re downright hateful (and consistently go far beyond what Imus just said).  Here’s a few from the Media Matters list:

On the February 1 edition of his radio show, [Rush] Limbaugh responded to a Reuters report on a University of Chicago study that found that “a majority of young blacks feel alienated form today’s government” by asserting: “Why would that be? The government’s been taking care of them their whole lives.”

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On the September 9, 2005, edition of his radio show, [CNN host Glenn] Beck referred to survivors of Hurricane Katrina who remained in New Orleans as “scumbags.” Also, after acknowledging that nobody “in their right mind is going to say this out loud,” Beck attacked victims of the disaster and the families of victims of the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, saying: “I didn’t think I could hate victims faster than the 9-11 victims.”

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On the March 31, 2006, broadcast of his radio program, [widely syndicated radio host Neal] Boortz said that then-Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D-GA) “looks like a ghetto slut.” Boortz was commenting on a March 29 incident in which McKinney allegedly struck a police officer at a Capitol Hill security checkpoint. Boortz said that McKinney’s “new hair-do” makes her look “like a ghetto slut,” like “an explosion at a Brillo pad factory,” like “Tina Turner peeing on an electric fence,” and like “a shih tzu.”

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While discussing the rape and murder of 18-year-old Jennifer Moore during the August 2, 2006, edition of his radio show, [Bill] O’Reilly appeared to suggest that the clothing she was wearing at the time helped incite her killer. O’Reilly discussed several factors that contributed to the “moronic” girl’s rape and murder, including that she was drunk and wandering the streets of New York City alone late at night. But in addition to those factors, O’Reilly added: “She was 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, wearing a miniskirt and a halter top with a bare midriff. Now, again, there you go. So every predator in the world is gonna pick that up at 2 in the morning.”

It just goes on and on and on.  Bonus creep factor material:

On the February 28 edition of CNN Headline News’ Glenn Beck, while discussing racy photos of American Idol contestant Antonella Barba, Beck asked his female guest: “I’ve got some time and a camera. Why don’t you stop by?”

You’ve really got to see the video of that one to get the full slime effect.   But all of these guys – the biggest names in the business – spew this crap every day, and all the networks and advertisers that pretend to take issue with Imus continue to advertise with them.

Blogger Code of Conduct? Bugger that.

Tim O’Reilly has had a lot of good ideas. A very smart guy. And what happened to Kathy Sierra (and lot of less famous people) is obscene. But this Blogger Code of Conduct business? Is an enormous waste of time. Does it move anyone to do anything they wouldn’t already? No. Is there anything stopping someone from throwing up one of those inane badges and then doing what he’d do already? No. But it’s not as if this is the first exercise in pointless wankery on web. So why does this particular project bother me?

It’s giving legitimacy to this idea that form is more important than substance. That so long as you say please and thank you, you ought not be held to account for anything you say between those two words. Oh, there’ve always been delicate flowers on the internet, ready to faint at the first “goddamn.” But more and more, I’ve seen people who spew the most hateful and ignorant things immediately retreat behind a claim that someone is being uncivil, if they’re called hateful or ignorant. And, astoundingly, a fair number of otherwise reasonable people appear ready to give them cover on that.

This was well-illustrated for me in the past year, as I discovered Virginia political blogs. Until I realized the impact that the Virginia Marriage Amendment would have on me, I’d generally treated Virginia politics as mostly irrelevant to my interests. But then we had an issue on the ballot where people from all over the state could decide that I ought not have control over my own life and family. So I got involved in the Virginia online (and off) conversation. And in many respects, I’m glad I did. I discovered good folks like Vivian, Waldo, and the Howling Latina. All great contributors to public life, I think. But I also discovered a whole lot of hate. A whole lot.

I discovered that a vast swath of Virginia political blogs are dedicated to promoting some of the most ignorant, hateful, and harmful lies out there. Islam is dedicated to killing you. Allowing equal rights for all will lead to the collapse of society. Black folks ought to be thankful for slavery. I’m not going to link them, as there’s nothing to be gained by it, but I’ve come across all of these sentiments and worse in the posts and comments sections of Virginia political blogs (and this is to say nothing of the daily homophobia and xenophobia). Ignorance like this ought not to be met with acquiescent silence, or a polite murmur of disagreement. It needs to be engaged head-on, called out for what it is, and exposed to the sort of ridicule that a flat-earther might experience at meeting of geophysicists.

In other words, people who repeatedly claim and perpetuate hateful, ignorant, and harmful things don’t deserve a thoughtful engagement, deconstruction, and explanation every time. They can – and should – be dismissed as bigots. Or liars. Or straight up loons. There is no reason in the world to be patient and polite with someone who claims that some humans don’t deserve the same basic rights as others, or that a whole swath of humanity ought to be killed because it will satisfy their uninformed selves.

You want to improve the blogosphere? Raise the bar on substance, instead of hiding behind form.

Richmond Report: U.S. Open Cycling Championships

Svein Tuft, of the Canadian Symetrics team, dropped the entire field of the U.S. Open Cycling Championships for a decisive (:41!) win on Saturday. It was an impressive finish to a race that had come close to being canceled, by some reports. I – and everyone else there – would have missed out on something amazing, had that happened. This was the best time I’ve ever had in Richmond.

You can find a comprehensive race report from Velo News, and hopefully even watch it on an NBC rebroadcast, so I’ll just share some of my own experiences as a spectator. All of the pictures here (and more) can also be found here.

Due to an unexpected stop, I arrived in Richmond later than planned. Unfortunately, this meant I missed the end of the women’s race, which was confined to a shortened version of the men’s circuit. Fortunately (for both me and the riders, I think), the start of the men’s race had been delayed by snow. Yes. Snow. Lots of it. In April. While it gave the riders a little extra rest, and me a chance to see every lap of the peloton, I’m pretty sure that the weather contributed to a rather dismal spectator turnout. Not exactly a crowdMost of the folks there were obvious cycling fans – and more than a few of us had driven down from DC. The Libby Hill portion of the course was filled with local residents, and the remainder seemed to be families dragged out by dads.

I think I can claim partial credit for at least one convert, though. Deciding to grab a bite to eat while waiting for the peloton to arrive, we ducked into a small convenience store/grill. The owner didn’t seem to know why the road was closed, but we chatted with him and gave him an extra copy of the course map. I thought he might have ended up annoyed, but later on I saw both him and his wife out at various points on the course, cheering the riders.

The course was well designed for spectators – it wasn’t hard to cover most of it on foot, and there were plenty of places where you could catch the leaders and chase groups at one point, and then hoof it a block or two to catch them again at another point on the course. Course MapThe best point, by far, was the Libby Hill cobble climb. At the far east end of the course, it drew a lot of spectators (and neighborhood support). I spent a couple of laps there, in awe of the sound that is a hundred drivetrains rattling over cobbles. Up Libby HillAmazingly, there were no peloton-splitting wrecks, even though the the steep and narrow switchback nature of the hill seemed to be designed for exactly that.

After the riders made it up Libby Hill, it was a straight and fast descent down Franklin Street. Fast down FranklinThe riders must have been approaching 50mph on this descent, and FixedGear, driver of one of the neutral support vehicles, thinks he caught air in his car. I don’t doubt that at all. (I think I saw FixedGear stop and give a rider a wheel on that same stretch.)

From there, I (pretty much) ran from corner to corner, trying to get catch as much of it as I could on my way back to the starting line. I was happy with some of my pictures, but it mostly just reminded me that I need to pull the trigger on getting a new camera (unless one of these guys wants to offload some equipment). Here’s a smattering:

Jittery Joe Support Mini Long way to climbAlmost cyclocrossLast lap

As I made my way back up East Main Street, it wasn’t hard to notice that there were almost as many volunteers as spectators at a number of points. While this speaks well of local cycling clubs, I can’t help but be disappointed that the race didn’t get more local support. The problems of the race organizers were well publicized, and it never did come up with a title sponsor. If Richmond wants this race back, I think it’s going to have to step up. Otherwise, I sure would love to see Arlington/DC/Montgomery county put something together for next year . . .

The finishing line was full of people, without being crowded. They had a jumbotron set up, with live footage from the helicopters. Did you hear that? Helicopters. Plural. At an American race. NBC Sports broadcastBetween that and having Bob Roll & Al Trautwig in the tent behind us, it felt just like a real live ProTour race. I’m not sure who the officials pavilion announcer was, but he was doing a very good job of calling the race. (Nota bene for the announcer calling the race at Libby Hill: it is really not cool to repeatedly ID a rider solely as “the Mexican”, especially when 1) he has a name – Gregorio Ladino Vega 2) should get some respect for managing to keep his solo breakaway for two laps, and 3) he ISN’T MEXICAN (he’s Columbian).)

I watched the final laps from the finish line, surprised that Ivan Dominguez wasn’t able to make more out of his position in the breakaway, and impressed at Svein Tuft’s ability to draw deep on the Libby Hill climb for the :41 breakaway that ultimately secured his victory.

Svein Tuft

Virginia Governor Tim Kaine (who lives only a couple of blocks away from the finish) was in attendance for most of the event, and did a decent job of talking up Virginia’s cycling attractions. While mostly your typical local boosterism, Gov. Kaine’s comments were much more believable than the over-the-top praise heaped on Richmond during the NBC broadcast. But if that’s the price for national cycling coverage, I’ll gladly pay it.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to catch on camera the most cringe-inducing moments of the event. No, not a crash (in fact, I wasn’t aware of *any* crashes on the Richmond circuit). It was during the award ceremony, where both third place Alejandro Borrajo (Rite-Aid) and Svien Tuft both leaned over to accept the traditional flowers and kiss, and then got left hanging by Miss Greater “I Don’t Do Podium Kisses” Richmond. Somehow, though, I think they’ll be able to get over it.

All in all, though, it was a great way to spend a Saturday. I was thrilled to have an event like this so close to home, and I hope they’ll be able to pull it off next year. With this year’s lessons under their belt, I’m sure they could build this into a world-class cycling event. Here’s hoping.

An Encounter on the Lawn

Michael Bérubé shares a long ago conversation he had on the lawn at UVA:

And your soul, he said.  You don’t care if you lose your immortal soul in that belief.

Right, here’s the way I look at it, I said.  If you’re right about this and I’m wrong, then you and I agree that we have the obligation to treat others as we would have them treat us, but because I believe that we humans just made that up one day, I’m going to Hell for an eternity, and you’re pretty much in the clear.  Whereas if I’m right about this and you’re wrong, my beliefs don’t visit any punishments on you.  We live, we act as best we can, we die, end of story, except that we hope that maybe some of the good we do on earth will live after us for a little while.  And that’s it.

Yep.  That’s pretty much it.

Thankyoucomeagain

Providing one of the few instances in which something from Richmond, VA has made me smile, the Richmond Times-Dispatch is reporting that 7-Eleven, Inc. is nearing an agreement to temporarily convert some of its stores to Kwik-E-Marts! From the article:

If all goes as planned, the convenience store chain plans to refit 11 stores across the U.S.Richmond is an unlikely choice — to resemble the front of the Kwik-E-Mart, the convenience store that Homer and other characters frequent in the classic cartoon TV series.

Customers also will be able to buy products inspired by the nearly two-decades-old show, including KrustyO’s cereal, Buzz Cola and iced Squishees (the cup says Squishee, but the contents will be Slurpee).

The chain also will use pictures of Simpsons characters to promote 7-Eleven’s line of fresh foods, such as placing the face of Homer and his classic “Mmmm . . . sandwich” quip on sandwich wrappers.

No word on how the chain will handle store managers moved to violence after being called “Apu” for the 312th time in an evening . . .

(via Boing Boing)

Race Report: UNC Kidney Kare 5K Run/Walk

Knowing that I was going to be in Chapel Hill on Saturday morning with not much of anything to do, I signed up for this race last week. I figured it would be a nice follow up to the St. Patrick’s Day 8K, and wouldn’t take too much out of me. And that’s what this turned out to be – pretty much just a nice Saturday morning run.

The course was something of a lasso shape, starting and finishing in a middle school parking lot while otherwise running through a neighborhood. Elevation changes were gradual, but enough to push you to a faster pace at the start, which heads downhill for a bit. Of course, this means that the finish is uphill (with the corresponding drop in pace for non-runners like me). Not particularly scenic, but well marked and attended to by volunteers. Water at 2 miles. Slightly surprised homeowners sprinkled throughout.

The field was small, with 250 or so runners. There were no shortage of quick folks – I’m sure there were at least a dozen 6:30 milers at the front. Divisions ran along the usual age/gender lines. Since it was the “Kidney Kare” run, there were additional divisions for donors and recipients (and no, I did not check to see how many people with one kidney beat me. I knew it was hopeless when a woman pushing a dual stroller blew by me . . . ). While it was advertised as a “Run/Walk”, I’d bet that there were less than 20 walkers. But with my So-Long-As-I’m-Not-DFL standard of victory, all I needed was one.

Registration (via Active.com) was $25. In addition to being fully tax deductible*, the $25 got you a long sleeved cotton shirt with a logo containing two running kidneys (I apologize to the Goodwill folks in advance). The race was manually timed (I’d guess that that probably added about :30 of time to those starting in the back), but the results were posted within 10-15 minutes of last finish. There were plenty of lime (gack) gatorade, water, and cookies/bananas at the end. It was a very family friendly atmosphere, and I’d like to think that it netted a few dollars for a worthy cause.

*I’m no tax lawyer (thank god), but I’m not at all clear how the registration can be entirely deductible AND get you a t-shirt. Maybe that’s where that Amgen sponorship comes in . . .

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