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Step away from the polls, go outside and get some perspective. Find a hobby, hire a hooker. It doesn’t matter, but at some point, everyone needs to calm the fuck down and stop living or dying by Virginia politics. It’s not a skillful sport; it comes down to money, connections, and not being a fuckup.
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Quit taking yourselves and this race seriously. The fact that you put so much energy into these things should probably tell you (and will demonstrate to your court-ordered psychiatrist) that the Virginia political machine is so filled with it’s own self-replicating ego bullshit that it can’t possibly work for the people. You. Are. Not. Important.
What’s important to recognize is that while you’re donating 500 bucks to a candidate, there is a homeless guy down the street who hasn’t eaten a decent meal in a few days, or a food bank that has empty shelves. Think about that while you stress about some two-bit poll, you selfish bastard.
I encourage each of you to take a day you would normally volunteer for a campaign and instead, after calling and politely telling the campaign volunteer coordinator to go fuck himself, find a worth charity or cause and donate your time to making a difference in the world and in the lives of others. Because, honestly, the rest of us think you people are real pricks.
Now GTFO and do something useful with your lives.
Hear, hear. I have to admit that I’ve got multiple drafts of posts related to the Virginia governor’s race generated over the last month. But halfway through each, I realize that it just won’t matter. Plus, Angry Potato’s probably already written what I’ve wanted to say, and is (usually) funnier in saying it.  So I’m just going to keep leaving it alone, for the time being. Except for saying that I hope you’re not suckered by the McAuliffe machine.